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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I'm alive

Yes, I know I scared some of you.

Kitten came to me a while ago and confessed to me that she was uncomfortable with some of the things I was saying in the blog. I respected her, of course, and that's why I've been gone so long.

I'll be back ever so often for updates, but I don't think I'll be posting regularly like I use to.

Sorry if you guys think I died.

She didn't eat all of me, but she did take a bite of me recently.

That's a story for another blog entry

24 comments:

  1. Glad to see you're still alive.
    Well I await more stories, you should have a lot in your absence.

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  2. HAHAHAHA! YES!

    YOU'RE ALIIIIVE! It's like a christmas miracle!

    Except in february. Seriously, I was worried.

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  3. Glad to see you are okay!

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  4. HOLY SHIT YES. I can't wait!

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  5. Yes he's back. I knew he'd come back. He'd never leave us, never ever leave us.

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  6. Goosebumps, came back from the dead huh.

    Thanks for letting us know and its understandable that she wouldn't be comfortable.

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  7. We all know that's you Kitten. You killed and ate him so he would be inside you forever. I approve.

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  8. Maybe it's the last entries that made her uncomfortable, maybe if you write short cute stories like you did before, she wouldn't mind?

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  9. Jeez, leave us hanging long enough? Glad to know your fine, man.

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  10. I've just read your blog and holy fuck anon,I'm gonna need buckets to hold this much jelly.

    That said,I wouldn't be cool with this.I'd punish her with no sex.Nibbling and such would be fine,but that's where I'd draw the line.A possible compromise solution would be to tear off any stray cuticles you have and give them to her to eat.Who knows,by gratifying her ultimate fetish you may be able to satiate one of your own.

    Kitten:That's dangerous.Dame desu.

    Also,I hope this wasn't what caused the problems,but could you or kitten post more sex stories?
    It does arouse me a little,but it makes me feel happy mostly.Sex for you two seems almost like a spiritual/mental union.I hope I can have a relationship like that one day.

    One more question:What religion are you two?
    I'm just curious.

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  11. post more stories, brohirim.

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  12. Kitten if you read this... could you at least make him ask you before posting anything?


    SERIOUSLY, DAMN YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE AS SHIT. YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR HNGGGNNGNGN FIX AWAY.

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  13. Ah, I'm so glad.
    I'm not usually a blogfollowing person, so this is my favorite blog.

    What parts didn't she like?
    I hope there's a way of making everyone happy regarding the blog posts, as the stories here always really brighten my day.

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  14. HOOOOLLLYYYY CHRIST, ANON.

    After seeing your thread on R9K I checked out the blog, and couldn't stop reading until I'd read every entry in one sitting.

    Kitten is so damn cute I actually fell back into my depression knowing I'd never know what you guys have. Considered suicide, but settled for some cuts, what can I say, I've got psychotic issues of my own, I guess.

    Anyway, just wanted to say that Kitten, you are unbelievably adorable, don't ever change.

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  15. Holy fuck, I was seriously worried.
    Good to know you are alive.

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  16. Saw this on /v/ earlier and randomly thought of this blog. Thought that Kitten would be the Pikachu, but instead of getting caught farting it would be getting caught furiously masturbating whilst sniffing your socks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjeesteTEg

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  17. Sure "nat" nice to see "you" again.
    Honestly I'd prefer you just close the blog rather than have some stupid trickle. If she's not into it better to bow out.

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  18. Make sure to keep posting Nat I want to hear when you guys finally get married.

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  19. Please, oh, please more cute stories... I only found your blog recently, but god, can't hold my jelly. I really hope you stick together.

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  20. HOLY SHIT HE'S ALIVE
    WOAH.
    CONGRATS FOR NOT BEING EATEN I GUESS.

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  21. HOLY FUCK SO GLAD I DECIDED TO CLICK AND CHECK ONCE AGAIN
    MONTHS OF WAITING HAVE PAID OFF
    THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER

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  22. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    (also the same as the previous comment)

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  23. >but she did take a bite of me recently.

    What the fuck

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