The thread from /r9k/ is long gone
I posted about how I found the journal and a general summary of what it said
I did really noticed, but she posted earlier in the thread. This isn't that exciting of a story
Alright, now a couple journal entries. I'm just going to write the entry itself, none of the stuff she heads the top of the page with. it's shit like current mood, music, dates, etc
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I haven't seen him in a few days and I'm running out of things that smell like him. Gah, it's driving me crazy. I miss him -doodle of her crying here- I miss his smell and his warmth and his smile and his kisses. At least I know he's enjoying the socks I gave him... but I miss him so much. I want to just squeeze him and have his skin against mine. This is killing me! I don't want to say anything to him, because he already thinks I'm crazy. I just feel like I'm dying inside a little, plus he's been so busy with work. I don't want to bother him... uhg. Oh well. I'll keep my mind on other things
I should bake something sometime soon
Note to self: Watermelon sugar cookies. I should get some watermelon extract soon.
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next one....
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I'm hungry. I'm so hungry. I finally got to see him and he smells so good and when I bite him it feels so good. He tastes so good. I've always had it in the back of my mind but lately it's been growing on me more and more. I can't stop thinking about how good he'd taste. I love everything else about him but I don't know what he tastes like. I've hinted at it before but he seemed to turned off by it. Why am I so weird? I don't want to be like this. One day he's going to leave me and it would be all my fault. I smell him and I'm overwhelmed with this urge and hunger and so many things I can't explain. I'm just gonna... keep hoping I get normal some day. That'd be nice.
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and that's all for today
About Me
- The Anon and his Kitten
- This blog is dedicated to my beautiful girlfriend who has an odd way of expressing her love and our time together.
You need a TV show.
ReplyDeleteSuggest to her it's not hunger in the normal sense of the word, but as in hunger to be with him, or perhaps hunger for sex. She'll latch onto the idea quickly, and it will turn out well for you.
ReplyDeleteWhat did she say in the /R9K/ thread?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely need to address this before it becomes an issue.
ReplyDeleteWatermelon sugar cookies fuck yeah.
ReplyDeleteDo you want her to be 'normal' if not you should tell her you lover her as is and never want her to change. also maybe a promise ring, girls see it as more that it is but in reality its just bs saying if I still love you I *may* marry you some day, and its like $10 if you know what your doing. money well spent
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing OP got told off for posting the journal entry online.
ReplyDeleteYou dead brah?
ReplyDeleteSeems like she may have gone full yandere. At least he's in a better place now...
ReplyDeleteTied up and in her basement.
So is Vyro if his update schedule is any indication.
ReplyDeleteaw shit nigger, bad end
ReplyDeleteYou should ask her if she likes yandere characters (She said she liked Mirai Nikki) and post results.
ReplyDeleteWhelp. He was eaten.
ReplyDeleteShe likes her men like she likes her coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
ReplyDeleteIt's my birthday.
ReplyDeleteI'd like you to post to celebrate this joyous occasion.
Please.
*cries*
I guess you could say he became...
ReplyDelete*shades*
...Cat food...
YEEEEEEEEEAAAOHGODTHATWASBAD
>Cat food
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard right now.
Rest in peace, Nat. You were a good friend to us all. Goodnight sweet prince.
ReplyDeleteDAMNIT NAT DON'T YOU DIE ON US SO KITTEN CAN FUCK YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY FOREVER
ReplyDeleteDON'T YOU DO IT
Dear nat, if you haven't been chopped up and stored in a freezer somewhere for later consumption by your beloved and are reading this check out the manga Koharu no Hibi.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll relate to it and it's just so similar to your story it makes me wonder if you've made all this up just to fuck with us.
Kitten won't let him write on the blog while we keep teasing her like this. She'll be taking our jokes seriously so everybody just calm down.
ReplyDeleteI think OP got hit by a car or something, like damn.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope Nat isn't purposely waiting to write his next post just to troll us.
ReplyDeleteNat, please respond
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOO SHE ATE HIM!! ;A;
ReplyDeleteI'll send flowers.
ReplyDeleteWait guys. I think I may know what's up. Considering how frantic and worried Kitten gets at times, what if something physical happened to her as a result, and Nat is still by her side instead of writing blog posts? What I'm saying is, what if Kitten had some kind off heart attack that put her in a temporary coma, and Nat is just...just...
ReplyDeleteNah, Kitten just ate him.
He got eaten, and not in the good way.
ReplyDeleteAnyone could find the kitten journal? Maybe she wrote in it what was his taste
ReplyDeleteIf Nat does not respond by New Year's, he's dead in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteWhere ever you are, I hope she at least gives you a good blowjob for Christmas... I mean, before she takes away your dong and fries it. Merry Christmas where ever you are ;_;
ReplyDeleteWhat if they broke up?
ReplyDeleteHeresy.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Nat, you were a good man. A good, tasty man.
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS.
ReplyDeleteAt least you died in the arms of the one you loved. RIP. I enjoyed your blog while it lasted.
Kitten, in case you're reading this, please let us know if anyone is there, and/or what happened.
ReplyDeleteKitten, in case you're reading this, tell us how he tasted.
ReplyDeleteTwo days past Christmas and still no sign of him...you'd think that if Kitten ate her, it would've made the news somehow; cannibalism isn't a common crime...something else is very wrong here...
ReplyDeleteOh perhaps she has simply not been discovered.
ReplyDeleteYou people still don't get it, do you?
ReplyDeleteNat never existed in the first place. It's been kitty all along.
M.NightShyamalanisyourgrandmother.jpg
ReplyDeleteIt's been over a month, now...
ReplyDeleteNat...where are you?
He's dead - nothing to see here, move on.
ReplyDeleteEither that or he was kitten all along. Or it turns out to be a viral marketing campaign for a new anime.
ReplyDeleteI miss you, Nat. Happy New Year, wherever you are.
ReplyDelete"Let old aquaintence be forgot, and never brought to mind..."
Did you get him drunk?
ReplyDeleteIf I met him for beer, I wouldn't be drinking with him, I'd be slapping him across the face shouting about his blog.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, deadface.
ReplyDeleteI just found out about this blog.
ReplyDeleteWhile reading entries from newest to oldest I shouted, in a pitch that made my voice break, "What does she look like!?"
God, I need a girl like this. You, whoever you are, are lucky. The luckiest man ever.
I wish I were you right now.
>You, whoever you are, are lucky. The luckiest man ever.
ReplyDeleteHe was eat by kitten. He's not the luckiest man ever.
Unless that's his fetish.
ReplyDeleteSpending New Year's as cat food is his fetish?
ReplyDeleteYou poor, poor, man.
Well, if it turns out he was actually canabalised, I can say that he was the luckiest man ever throughout all these journal entries up to that point.
ReplyDeleteGOODBYE NATHAN
ReplyDeleteMAY YOUR FAMOUS HOT DOG REST IN PEACE
So, quick poll:
ReplyDeleteWould you date a girl like Kitten - you know, obsessive, fetishistic, reclusive, adorable - and get everything good ol' Nat got if it meant she ate you after 1 year?
Think about it, the happiest year of your life, but it'd also be your last. Would you do it?
And for folks with already fantastic girlfriends, let's pretend you're unattached, for the sake of the poll.
ReplyDeleteFuck no. Well...yeah, who am I kidding. I'd do it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe instead of her eating me I'd escape and be on the run for the rest of my life from her for the rest of my life. Now that would be some exciting shit.
>last day of your perfect year
>make a break for it pretending you went to work
>place three states worth of distance between you and kitty
>find a hotel and crash there, exhausted
>turn off all the lights lay on the couch and look out the window
>lightning storm
>slowly forget about all your troubles
>sudden flash of lighting
>kitty is there staring down at you
Fund it.
I'd definitely do it, and I wouldn't mind being eaten by her at the end if that was the price for such a wonderful relationship
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. I just discovered this blog. I read it from beginning to end, all the while planning to subscribe to RSS as soon as I caught up.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm extremely sad. Come on, Nat...this blog is so uplifting to read after having had a girlfriend that was almost like this...except I found out after a while that she had been cheating on me the entire time. I'd like to believe that something terrible didn't destroy your perfect relationship too...
I wouldn't do it, Kyle.
ReplyDeleteI want to liiiive
OH GOD SHE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM DIDN'T SHE
ReplyDeleteIt's okay anon he's in a better place now. Her stomach.
ReplyDeleteM-maybe Kitten thought that she doesn't deserve Nat, and that Nat is disgusted by her... And then Kitten just decided to put some distance between them... Or w-what if t-this blog entry actually hurt k-kitten's feelings? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
ReplyDeleteAnd then Kitten ate Nat.
ReplyDeleteIs that even a question, Kyle? Of course I'd do it.
ReplyDeleteso much jelly, so little peanut butter. this guy lived the dream.
ReplyDeleteIs he really dead? RIP anon.
ReplyDeleteNow to find kittens #
"I'm hungry. I'm so hungry. I finally got to see him and he smells so good and when I bite him it feels so good. "
ReplyDeleteKITTEN IS A ZOMBIE.
Z-DAY HAS BEGUN
Kitten if you're reading this can you at least post? We'll just pretend Nate is the one doing it. Everything will be okay.
ReplyDelete>Kitten if you're reading this can you at least post? We'll just pretend Nate is the one doing it. Everything will be okay.
ReplyDeletelet out a loud laugh as I read that, then couldn't help but picture the situation and got seriously worried.
Earlier convo between me and Nat on the blog:
ReplyDelete>Do you read much Stephen King? If not, I would check out a novel titled "Misery". Just a little heads up to help you out.
>I've never read any Stephen King
It sounds... interesting. I might read it sometime.
>It will give you a timeline that is related to your relationship. Mostly when to run screaming.
Nat you fool, why didn't you listen to me when you had the chance...
>It will give you a timeline that is related to your relationship. Mostly when to run screaming.
ReplyDeletemaybe he did, and she found out so she sped it up.
God speed you delicious cat food man
ReplyDelete;_;7
You know what would be funny guys? If it ended up that Nate is okay but he just forgot to update the blog like that one recess period he had before. Wouldn't that be hilarious?
ReplyDeleteNot as hilarious as a transparent Kitten impersonating him assuring us "I'm fine" and most definitely not eaten.
ReplyDelete>and that's all for today
ReplyDeleteJust realize this. That was all for ever. Rip Nate.
What if Kitten made him promise to stop posting for some unspecified reason...?
ReplyDeleteCAN YOU JUST PUT UP FUCKING ANYTHING SO THAT WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, I'M NOT GOING TO DIE WITHOUT FINDING OUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE
ReplyDeleteWhat if Kitten was going to let Nate out of the basement but saw our posts and realized we knew her secret? What if we scared her off? What if we are the killers?
ReplyDeleteIs it bad that I still check this daily just for the sheer chance that he's not become fertilizer?
ReplyDeleteI hope not. I do the same thing, man.
Delete;_;
>mfw it turns out that Nat was alive all along, and he reads our comments.
ReplyDelete>mfw you have the face of a woman now
Delete>mfw I have no face
So he's really dead,eh?
ReplyDeleteRIP,man
And no,i would not have a girl like Kitten if it meant one final year.
Unless i had one day left to live.
I just found this blog today, and read through all the posts from beginning to this.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt hes dead, but if he is, RIP.
I remember reading the beginning and about midway through (the porn part) jokingly thought, "This is going to end in a murder suicide."
ReplyDeleteI hope he updates and proves me wrong.
Why is everyone assuming that he's dead?
ReplyDeleteIt' just as likely that she went full Yuno on him and tied him up in her dungeon.
One day...
ReplyDeleteThis single blog post will amass 1,000 comments.
Hell yeah.
DeleteMaybe if we get to one hundred he'll come back.
DeleteWe, can only hope C-C.
DeleteOr perhaps eventually we'll all forget and this will become the stuff of legends.
He's really gone ;_;
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his disappearance is connected to hypnotism...
ReplyDeleteOh god she might have turned him into a mindless zombie.
We miss you and hope you're not cat food anon</3
ReplyDeleteWe miss you!
ReplyDeletenatnatnatnatnatnatnatnat
ReplyDeleteWHY WON'T YOU RESPOOOOOND?
Happy Valentine's day anon!
ReplyDeleteNAT PLEASE COME BACK
ReplyDeleteI'm genuinely convinced he's dead.
ReplyDeleteSad.
;_;
ReplyDeleteEven 100 comments cannot save Nat...
ReplyDeleteur a faget nat
ReplyDeletePlease come back Nate. Who's going to tell me what to do when Ching Chong tries to marry me?
ReplyDeleteC'MON NAT, WE NEED YOU
ReplyDeleteAnyone know his irl info? like, any way of dropping him a line so we know whether or not hes on hiatus, and whther or not it is due to his change of residence to an abandoned warehouse by the docks?
ReplyDeleteMAYBE, just maybe, someone can get some EXIF data out of that one pic on this blog that shows Kitten in her non-slutty bunny outfit, but other than that, the only way we can find out is by somehow deducing his location from his posts. Let's give these strategies a try, though, let's see how far we can take this.
ReplyDelete>start reading this blog
ReplyDelete>enjoy the shit out of it
>get to this post
oh.. fuck
I thought I found Kitten on /r9k/, but she claimed otherwise. Although, the girl in question DID know about this blog. And my blog too...
ReplyDeleteOh shit. Did I actually FIND Kitten? Did she lie to cover it up?
It depends. What other than "she knew about this and my blog" made you believe it was Kitten? And I somewhat doubt you do, but do you have any way to track down this mystery girl?
ReplyDeletethe nigga is back
ReplyDeleteOh shit this is a LOT of comments....
ReplyDeleteI'm not dead, guys.
Well thanks for letting us know eh!
ReplyDeleteDISREGARD ALL THE ABOVE SHIT.
ReplyDelete