I have the blog back now. I hope she didn't do anything weird, but it looks like she was good.
I guess I'm going to let her get her newfound armpit fetish fix. I can't really say no, can I?
Well, I think this story is kind of related
What happens when Kitten thinks something in the relationship is wrong or I deny her something
>Get home from work
>I'm tired, not in the mood to talk
>She's energetic, happy to see me, very affectionate, etc
>Give her a few kisses and tell her I'm not in a talking mood
>"Oh... alright...."
>That went better than expected
>Wake up the next morning
>Holy shit what's going on
>My hands are tied up and she's giving me a rigorous handjob
>"WHAT'S WRONG? Am I not cute anymore? Am I boring? Do you want me to cut my hair again? Is it a cuter girl?! She may be cuter, but no girl with EVER LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU"
>"SWEETIE, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT!"
>She slows down
>"Really? Then what did I do wrong?"
>She starts tearing up and sniffling
>Awww....
>Explain to her I'm tired from work and I still enjoy her company
>Finish the morning off with a blowjob and some nice sex
Do you read much Stephen King? If not, I would check out a novel titled "Misery". Just a little heads up to help you out.
ReplyDeleteI've never read any Stephen King
ReplyDeleteIt sounds... interesting. I might read it sometime.
It will give you a timeline that is related to your relationship. Mostly when to run screaming.
ReplyDelete*sniff* you marry that girl, she is EPIC.
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfectly acceptable reaction. I approve.
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