Here's what we've been up to lately:
- Playing Muramasa and Wind Waker together
- Watching a LOT of movies. We recently watched: Fantastic Planet, Watership Down, Se7en, and Let the Right One In. Next we're watching Beetlejuice, since I've never seen it and she thinks I must.
- Cooking! Well, sort of. We've cooked a little, but she loves making tasty drinks. She made her own recipe for delicious iced coffee. The ingredients make no sense, but damn it's good. She also made a nuttela milkshake. That was amazing.
- Exploring our area. We both tend to spend our lives inside, so we've decided we should go out and explore. Her area is a lot more interesting and we've found a few cool stores near her and a delicious restaurant which we will probably be eating at very often.
We've also had a little problem recently. She's always been self conscious and a little cautious of other girls, but lately even more so. I don't know if it's something I said, but she's been very depressed about her looks. I constantly re-assure her that I love her, but she won't listen.
I'm kind of stuck on what to do with it.
Alright, story time!
>Fooling around at her house
>She feels my boner
>She slides down, unzips my jeans and pulls it out of my boxers
>Spends 10 minutes rubbing it, sniffing it, and licking it and saying:
>"I love your smell, anon.... your taste.... mmm.... I want you everywhere..."
>This is so hot
>"If you ever let another girl see your amazing dick, smell you, or taste you, I'm going to hurt her..."
>Oh
>She's making something (I forgot what) for us to snack on during a movie
>She asks me how I want it made
>Shit, I don't know, surprise me
>She gets mad, makes it anyway
>Not really in the mood to talk, but thank her and make room so she can sit and say nothing else to her
>She curls up next to me
>Grabs both of my arms
>Wraps them around herself and squeezes the entire movie
>End of the movie, she turns to me, eyes full of tears
>Hugs me tightly
>"Anon, I'm sorry for being mean... please forgive me... I don't like making you mad at me! Please like me again!"
>How can I stay mad at that?
>First day of work
>She's at my house, watching me dress and get ready
>Finishing up, get ready to fix my tie
>She leaps up, brushes my hand away, and fixes my tie for me
>Kisses me
>"Have a good day at work!.... I've always wanted to do that..."
>I leave, hearing her giggling as I walk out the door
Just hurt the other girl? Not cut off their head and put it on a pike as a warning to others?
ReplyDeleteI'm not really sure what she would do.
ReplyDeleteHer idea of hurt is pretty vague
I dunno, Ching-Chong. It sounds pretty ominous...
ReplyDeleteYou people (well, except Vyro) have the most unhealthy relationships ever, I swear. But they're so goddamn adorable that it makes up for it tenfold.
ReplyDeleteI don't think unhealthy is a good word for it. It's good for some, but not for others. What we have works, but it's not a fit for everyone.
ReplyDelete> tie story
ReplyDeleteI dawwed so hard.
Was trying to Google Muramasa earlier, but I didn't know the name. Just wanted to say "Thanks for posting" I guess...
ReplyDeleteI want that tie story to happen to me.
ReplyDelete