Creepy Girls

>Hanging out with friend
>He tells me about this creepy girl who stalks him. A small girl with black hair and glasses
>Make a joke about wanting a stalker with black hair and glasses
>Kitten runs out of the room and locks herself in the bathroom
>wtf did I do?
>Knock on the bathroom door
>"Kitten, please come out. What's wrong?"
>"I don't know, go ask the cute girl with black hair and glasses!"
>Oh, I forgot how self conscious she was about the fact she no longer has glasses
>She spends the night crying, until she finally unlocks the door, by then she has to go home
>During the car ride I explain to her I was making a joke because I already have a creepy cute girlfriend
>She spends the rest of the car ride kissing my face and telling me how sweet I am and how sorry she was for over reacting