>First date
>Go to see a movie
>I suggest we buy a large drink for us to share
>She seems nervous
>"Y-you sure you want to share drinks?"
>"Yeah, why not?"
>We get to the theater, sit down, and I take a sip of the drink
>She takes a sip after
>A few minutes pass the movie starts, I take another sip
>Only then does she take a sip
>Figure out she only takes sips after I have
>Huh?
>I ask her about it later in the day
>"Oh I didn't try to or anything... just a coincidence I guess"
>A week later I ask her about it again
>"I wanted to taste your saliva. Drinking right after you is like an indirect kiss, and I got so many!"
>wtf did she get that out of an anime?
About Me
- The Anon and his Kitten
- This blog is dedicated to my beautiful girlfriend who has an odd way of expressing her love and our time together.
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