Drawing Battles

>We talk about out past
>Tell her about the girls I use to like in the past
>"What are their last names?"
>I don't want to tell her, so I just say I don't remember
>She goes home that night and finds them on facebook anyway
>Finds the one that almost took my first kiss (Kitten was my actual first kiss)
>"Anon, can I friend her please? I want to see her pictures"
>No, don't do that
>"Alright, fine"
>..... this isn't the end of this. I know it.
>Go back to her house another day and notice a new notebook
>Look inside
>There's drawings of all the girls I like and her fighting it out to the death
>Of course Kitten wins every bloody, violent battle